“Beaver, you can run along and look at television now.” -June
“Her lipstick was not what I call restrained.” -June to Ward
“I’ve got to practice being nice to girls, whether I like it or not.” -Beaver to family
“Some kids would give their eye teeth to go.” -Ward to Beaver
“Hey, I’ve got an angle on the fraternity, Sam.” -Eddie to Wally
“If I had done something like this to my father, he’d a clobbered me,” said Eddie to Ward. Ward replied, “Don’t think I didn’t consider it.”

“Would you go up and ask Wally to stop combing his hair like a tango dancer?”-June to Ward

June asks, “Coffee?” Ward replies, “Well it tastes a little like coffee.”


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